Mad Dog
9:14 Mon Jul 5
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Either the time I tore my Bicep tendon (Bicep itself pinged straight into my armpit)
or the time when I broke my acl, pcl and lateral corner knee ligaments in one go.
1 op needed on my arm, 6 on my knee.
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Aalborg Hammer
8:52 Mon Jul 5
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Riding to work on my Honda,I got knocked off at speed and flattened all the fleshy bits on my hands and bum when I tumbled down the road - getting gravel rash clean involves a stiff brush and disinfectant - that did hurt
Got knocked off of my Triumph and broke my kneecap in three places.
The one that did smart a bit was taking some print paper off a shelf and getting a paper cut in my right eyeball
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Alfs
3:29 Mon Jul 5
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Broke my nose when the black cab I was in had a head on and my head was catapulted at the glass divider.
Getting it rebroken so they could straighten it was actually worse.
I also suffered from what happened to Left feet's mate. I defrocked a virgin called Nina, at Trecco Bay Holiday Park. Blood literally spurted from my cock. I ran to the camp toilets and popped it into a sink of water which immediately turned red.
It ceased eventually and I returned to the caravan to see that the sleeping Nina and her bed was drenched in blood. Unable to face her, I fucked off. I still feel sorry for her today as it must have been a very unpleasant way to lose her cherry.
But like I said, she was from Birmingham.
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Steady
1:58 Mon Jul 5
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Not an accident, but driving back on the M4 back in 2004 (was about 3am), fell asleep at the wheel and woke up seconds before my car was about to swerve into a HGV
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boleyn8420
1:32 Mon Jul 5
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Slipped over in the snow in Feb this year. Rotator Cuff fucked just had the op and still in a sling, fucking smarts a bit. But nothing to the pain that I had 12 years ago when I had spinal surgery on the neck to get rid of a spur pressing on a nerve. The surgeon said you'll be in agony force months the it will stop. Tried Tramadol, weed, Oramorph just about anything legal and illegal to stop the pain fuck all worked for exactly 3 months, then it disappeared. Clever buggers these surgeons
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oioi
1:22 Mon Jul 5
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I fell asleep on the settee with a glass of red wine in my hand. Woke with a start. Red stuff all over the shop.
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Takashi Miike
12:43 Mon Jul 5
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stacked it once carrying something behind a parked forklift and headbutted the back of the truck. after the initial shock that I was still conscious and not bleeding, I went to the nearest hospital and was lucky the only side effect was one of those bumps you see in tom & jerry cartoons. you'd be surprised how tough the top of your skull can be, or maybe just mine :.)
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Hallerinthemorning
12:24 Mon Jul 5
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My first child.
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Grumpster
12:19 Mon Jul 5
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For all the stupid shit I’ve done, just broken fingers, toes and a fractured ankle, so pretty lucky.
Even with the car crash I had where a couple of cars then hit my stationary car doing about 60, I only pulled a calf muscle and got whiplash so a fucked neck for 22 years now.
Seen people die in front of me from a lot less.
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ironsofcanada
12:14 Mon Jul 5
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Vexed 12:09 Mon Jul 5
I had graduated from what was called "packing off," if that floats your boat more Vexed.
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Westham67
12:10 Mon Jul 5
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only1billybonds 11:33 Sun Jul 4
I bet that hurt saw cuts are nasty
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On The Ball
12:09 Mon Jul 5
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Thirteen years and one week ago I was hit by a car doing 50+ on a dual carriageway. Went through the windscreen, flew through the air, broke both bones in my left leg at the knee (called a tibial plateau). Not that I remember but I tried to get up.
First memory is being in A&E and having people running around me in a panic, cutting my clothes off me. I knew that there was nothing wrong and first thought it was a wind-up and then a mistake - until someone leant over me and explained what happened. They then said that the back of my head had caved in and that's what the panic was about, at which point I passed out. Turned out that was wrong and the first Policeman on the scene was holidng my neck and thought he couldn't feel any skull in the back of my head. Ended up with a fair chunk of metal in me for that one.
Seven years ago I was cycling through Purfleet, quite near the Circus Tavern, and a Swiss lorry knocked me off my bike. I was incredibly lucky not to go under the back wheels, and equally lucky there was nothing behind who could have run me over. I put my right arm out as I fell and broke and dislocated my wrist (and dislocated several fingers). He didn't stop and I rolled out of the road. Ended up with some more metal in me for that including one screw 5mm too long, driven into a tendon, which caused intermittent pain for two years until I had it all take out - the Doogie Howser twat doctor.
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Vexed
12:09 Mon Jul 5
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"working the yoghurt machine"
snigger
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ironsofcanada
12:05 Mon Jul 5
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Nothing for years but had few close calls within a couple years when young and stupid.
Pulling out old caulking to replace it on a job one summer. A string of caulking snapped and the needle nose pliers I was using bounced of a nail and punched a tiny hole through my eyelid. Got a couple stiches and the eyeball was scratched a little, luckily above where it was used for vision.
Next summer, working at a milk plant and working the yoghurt machine. Had to grab and load the flavouring jam which came in 40 gallon drums. They were stacked 4 high and apparently not done properly this time. When I started to try and get the top one with the forklift, the forks would not go in. I stupidly got down to take a look and the drum fell just then. Luckily the drum hit ground and then hit my leg. The rim hit enough above the knee to not damage it but hit muscle. I had some muscular bleeding that made a pool under the skin and I cant feel that area now but could have been much worse.
That summer also came round a corner on a canoe (having not scouted it beforehand, again stupidly) and tree had fallen across the whole river. Bailed but got caught underneath the tree for maybe ten seconds which fell like forever. We had to chainsaw the tree to get the canoe.
Similar time period we lit a Reserve on fire.
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cambsiron
11:45 Sun Jul 4
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Went in for the mother of all tackles with a bloke that was pissing me off in a five a side game. Put my lower leg in many pieces and still have substantial metalwork in it.
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only1billybonds
11:33 Sun Jul 4
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Cut through my veins on left wrist with a saw (dont ask).
The ex passed out so had to drive myself to casualty,wrist wrapped in a tea towel. Got there just as i was about to pass out through blood loss. They told me that half hour later i would have been hovis.
Oddly enough,my dayghter was concieved that evening. And no,i wasnt detained, the heiress is all my own work
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Westham67
11:13 Sun Jul 4
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I do not want to jinx myself by posting the details . I could have quite easily died twice but walked away unscathed when others got killed and badly hurt
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jooliandix
10:58 Sun Jul 4
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Shitting myself in the! Mongolian Barbecue in Covent Garden
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mashed in maryland
10:23 Sun Jul 4
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Convinced i broke my tailbone once.
Trying to rag a pallet truck up a step and slipped and landed on my arse, was in agony for days/weeks and still stings sometimes now.
Never bothered getting it checked cos I'm not a gay bummer poofter
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joe royal
10:06 Sun Jul 4
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The broken condom proved expensive.
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Far Cough
9:25 Sun Jul 4
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One night after leaving a pub, all pissed up of course, I saw one of them scaffold things with wheels, so I climb up to the top, two of my mates saw me and decided to push the fucker with me on it, well of course the thing toppled, and I landed flat on my back, another mate of mine drives me to the ER in Harlow, they thought oh he's just pissed up and sent me home, the next day, I'm in fucking agony, so back I go the hospital, crammed into the back seat of my mates car, get to the hospital, this time they x ray me, and see that I broken my fucking back, so I end up in hospital for about two weeks. I hope someone got their arse reamed for sending me home with a broken back, the cunts
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